Sporkchucks (Sporkchaku)

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From The Long And Critically Acclaimed Line Of Sporks You Can Fight With (Dating Back To August, 2012) Comes This Newest Variation -- Perfect For Devouring Southeast Asian Foods. With All Eight Links Installed, The Sporkchaku Deliver A Bone-Crushing Blow, And The Tongs Serve As Claws That Grip And Tear At Clothing. Before You Know It, Your Opponent Will Be Entirely Nude, So Choose Your Opponent Wisely. <B>Warning</B>: This Is An Extremely Dangerous And Highly Weaponized Eating Utensil, And May Not Be Legal In All Jurisdictions. <B>Hidden Feature</B>: Unlock The Hidden Feature By Inviting A Love Interest To Share A Sundae. After Immobilizing The Waitress (She Was Secretly A Ninja), Insist That The Sporkchaku Be Used For The Sundae As A Sign Of Wanton Solidarity. As The Spoons Are Used To Shovel The Food, You Will Find That The Chain Pulls Your Lips Together. <B>Do Not Bite</B> At This Time.

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