BROOMHOLDA!

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Have that space between the refrigerator and the wall that you stick your broom, but the broom keeps falling down or out of it? Use the two-piece Broomholda to keep that broom where you want it until you want to easily slide it back out! Print these two pieces out then hot glue the pieces to your broom and the refrigerator. My broom has its brush cut at an angle, so orient it so that it naturally falls over towards the back of the fridge. I sized this for a .85" diameter broom stock. Comment if you want another size added! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The story so far.... Janet was busy and tired after a long day of cleaning the king's quarters and sweeping furiously throughout the castle. The king had recently joined the local kingdom's fresh vegetables club and "volunteered" his servants to divide up the various vegetables for each lord and lady. At first, the lords and ladies respected the rules of the kingdoms, being courteous and brief in their requests and visits. As time went on however, the royalty found new ways to complain about the vegetable distribution, how quickly the servants could divide, and if placing the vegetables on the royal porch was acceptable to them or if they had to be at the bottom of the stairs. The king grew angry with his subjects, suspecting they had become spoiled in ways that the vegetables could not. Not wanting to spend his servant's time on figuring out the exact right combination of vegetables for each particular lord or lady, (Of whom he had barely met outside of this royal co-op) he decided to allow his servants to arrange the vegetables in a location favoring the king's proximity. He chose right inside the castle door, the one that swung quickly and heavily. With convenience for the king came turmoil. From turmoil came dissent. From dissent came dirt and dust that the unkempt lords and ladies brought in. Something was rotten in the kingdom for Janet, and it wasn't the beets. grabbing the vegetables for the king, she rushed into the kitchen, searching for the lord's royal broom. Not realizing the broom had been haphazardly stored in that space between the royal ice box and the castle wall, Janet tripped over the broom that had fallen out of that crevice, *THUNK* The damage was done. She had collapsed on the floor, spilling the remainder of the vegetables on the dirty and dusty floor. The king entered, gazing upon his servant and his vegetables. He was looking forward to his royal radishes and cucumbers, and the sight of them on the floor gave him pause, recognizing change needed to come to his kitchen. From the nearby window, he heard a boy yelling "Hold the door," repeating over and over again that someone should probably hold the door for the ungrateful masses that wanted to go inside to grab their vegetables. Tired, the boy started to slur his speech. The King questioned why he was so concerned with the stupid vegetable people. They could open their own bloody door. Maybe he should give that boy a new title based on the racket he was making, something like "HOLDOOR.." It would please the king, but he wasn't exactly right next to the boy at the moment and it wouldn't have had the right comedic timing. Crestfallen over the lack of naming convenience, the king focused back on the crisis at hand. Hopefully someone else would come up with a nickname for him. Such a missed opportunity. Janet exclaimed over and over saying "You know what we need? A broom holder!" "What was that?" the king said, hard of hearing. "A Boom holder!" "Come again?" "BROOM HOLDER BROOM HOLDER BROOMHOLDER BROOMHOLDA!" Feeling as if he had stumbled into something as Janet had, the king had an idea. "You wish to be Broomholda? Very well. Henceforth you shall be known as such, and with your title comes responsibilities." He said, smugly. From that day forth, Broomholda stood at the ready, holding the royal broom so as to never let it drop and ruin the king's vegetables.

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