COVID-19 Test Kit
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Worried about whether or not you've been exposed to COVID-19? This handy testing device will confirm your diagnosis. Here are the instructions for use: 1 Hold the testing device firmly with both hands 2 Cough directly on to the testing device 3 Speak clearly into the device and ask: "Am I infected with COVID-19?" 4 Allow the testing device to roll on to a flat surface 5 The uppermost face of the device will communicate your diagnosis 7 Pass the testing device on to a friend or loved one 6 Wash the device thoroughly 8 Kick yourself for doing step 7 before step 6 and infecting your friends and loved ones You'll need to print 20 "Protein Receptors" and a total of 12 pentagonal text pieces. The pieces are all interchangeable, so you can customize your test kit however you like. Basic "Yes," "No, and "Maybe" pieces are provided. You could print four of each or bias the odds towards the outcome you want. There are 6 "Yes" and 6 "No" pieces with additional text as well. Print off whatever ones you want. Your options are: YES... That cruise was a bad idea Go to hospital now Go call your doctor Go call in sick Cancel that date You’ll need toilet paper NO... Not yet But don’t stop washing It’s just a regular fever Try again later No time off work for you So stop whining The pieces with text need to be printed with a 0.4mm nozzle in order for the text to print properly. A 0.8mm nozzle will work, but not well. Glue the finished pieces together, attaching only triangles to pentagons (don't glue triangles to triangle or pentagons to pentagons). CA glue works best. Please post suggestions for additional text pieces and I'll do my best to make and post. Disclaimer: This test has not been approved by the World Health Organization. Be aware of COVID-19 scammers. Please send me $20 anyways.
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