Popular Mechanics June 2015 Edit Blocks (pages 92 & 93)

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On Pages 92 And 93 Of The June Issue Of Popular Mechanics, A Piece Slipped Past The Editors Titled, "Phrases You Never Want To Hear In A Man'S Workshop" With Quips Such As, "Pilot Holes Are For Sissies" And "Please Don'T Tell Me We Missed Ellen." We Understand That The Editors Meant For The Piece To Be Titled "Phrases You Never Want To Hear In Any Workshop" And We Have Kindly Created A Simple Edit Tool For Readers For This Purpose. In Addition, "Pilot Holes Are For Sissies" Has Been Replaced With "Pilot Holes Are For Newbies," Because No One Really Uses The Term "Sissies" Anymore And It Is Probably Confusing To Most Readers. We Are Not Quite Sure What The Intent Was With The Comment About Ellen. We Have To Agree That It Would Normally Be Unfortunate To Hear That An Episode Of The Ellen Degeneres Show Had Been Missed, But In This Day And Age, We Have Dvr And Hulu For That Kind Of Thing. As Such, The Comment Has Been Replaced With "I Love How These Solder Fumes Smell!" To Use This Edit Tool, Simply Print It Out As Is. It Is A Large Print, So You Might Need To Print In Sections And Attach It Together Somehow. Take The Blank Block Set, Dip It In White Ink Or Paint, And Carefully Place It So That The Largest Blank Block Fits Over The Section Title "Phrases You Never Want To Hear In A Man'S Workshop." With Luck, The Other Two Blocks At The End Should Line Up To Blank Out The Phrases We Are Editing Here. Next, Allow The Ink Or Paint To Dry Adequately. Next, Take The Text Block Set And Lightly Dip It In Your Choice Of Colored Ink Or Paint, Such As Black To Match The Rest Of The Section. Be Careful Not To Get Too Much Ink Or Paint. You Might Want To Test It Out On A Blank Piece Of Paper To Make Sure Only The Text Is Transferred. When You Are Satisfied With How Much Paint You Have On The Text Block, Once Again Carefully Line Up The Largest Block So That You Will Imprint A New Title With Much Better Wording. Thanks To All The Makerspaces And Hackerspaces Out There That Place An Intelligent And Thriving Focus On Diversity. The Maker Movement Has Nothing To Do With "Men'S" Workshops. Thanks To Popular Mechanics Editors, Because I Am Sure They Will Get Around To Making A Correction. This Is Important Especially Since The June 2015 Issue Is A Special Issue, Titled "Maker Nation," That Focuses On The Maker Movement. We Certainly Do Not Want Any Readers Becoming Confused And Thinking It Is Gender Specific In Any Way. If You Print This Out And Edit The June 2015 Issue Of Popular Mechanics, Post A Pic.

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